Open Letter to the Wizards
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In which Hank sings a song about Harry Potter, and how screwed up that world is, really, when you think about it. Thanks to Harry and the Potters and Neil Cicierega for helping inspire it.
Also, let’s make a Goddamn Tesla Museum
LISTEN TO THIS SONG. IT IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT HARRY POTTER. I LOVE HARRY POTTER AND JK IS AWESOME AT WORLD BUILDING BUT THE WIZARDING WORLD IS SUPER MESSED UP. I CAN TALK ABOUT THIS FOR HOURS ON END.